So he said... (5)

- So... how do you feel?

- Empty inside
- Funny... ha... ha... you just had surgery. HOW DO YOU FEEL?
- Can't talk, everything hurts.
- Sleep baby girl.

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- Would you call yourself a "cancer survivor"?
- That'd be too much, and an insult to real cancer survivors.
- If you had to label yourself, what would it be?
- Bullet-dodger?

- Sounds cool

- I was thinking Angelina Jolie "colombian version" but maybe that'd be too much.

- You're right... the "air bunnies" gave it away.

Yakamatsu (ii)

Ugh...
What's wrong?
It's that time of year again.
What time?
Got an e-mail from the doctor, it's time for my yearly check-up.
Huh?!?!?!
You know... the most dreaded doctor's appointment for women?
Oh yeah! I hate that, my lips always end up chapped after those things.
THAT'S GROSS!!! TMI!!
Well, that's why I hate going to the dentist too.
The denti--- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh...