- How can you be so sure?
- Well... you need to practice "certain" activities to ACHIEVE pregnancy. I haven't been involved in any of those so... If I am, it'll be a Christmas Miracle!!
- Then how can you explain you being sick??
- It's called fooooooood poisoning.
So yeah, Happy New Year!
2013 started with a fancy and extremely glamorous food poisoning for me.
I was supposed to be the 2nd driver from Washington DC to Cincinnati, I drove 3 hours and then I died: food poisoning from a New Year's day breakfast at my cousin's house threw me in the back seat white as a paper sheet and screaming for a restroom every one and a half hours.
Oh yeah, I'm oh-so-fancy!
Happy New Year!!
There's a Colombian belief that says that the way you start the year it'll be the way your year goes. Apparently, on 2013 I'll become either anorexic or bulimic.
Not funny, I know, my funny bone is sleeping right now.
Current status: I'm laying in bed, with a full body ache, hungry and thinking what can I eat that won't upset my already furiously and very angry but completely empty guts.
Happy New Year!!
I wish your 2013 started
as "shaken" as mine.
as "shaken" as mine.
2013 will be a year of new
opportunities for me... a new life!!
opportunities for me... a new life!!
Ah no jodás... te había escrito un comentario todo chevere y hasta en inglés y todo... pero esta pendejada no deja comentar con usuario / url...
ReplyDeleteTo be pregonant you have to engage in some activities that you have not? . . . . . . Que falta de confianza, cuando quiera mami se le hace la vuelta. :p
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