Wednesday, January 17, 2018

So he said... (5)

- So... how do you feel?
- Empty inside
- Funny... ha... ha... you just had surgery. HOW DO YOU FEEL?
- Can't talk, everything hurts.
- Sleep baby girl.


- Would you call yourself a "cancer survivor"?
- That'd be too much, and an insult to real cancer survivors.
- If you had to label yourself, what would it be?
- Bullet-dodger?
- Sounds cool
- I was thinking Angelina Jolie "colombian version" but maybe that'd be too much.
- Yeah... the "air bunnies" give it away.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Gurl talk

So... this just happened:

Her: Guuuuuurl! my husband has just been named DEAN!!
Me: I knooooooow gurl! congrats! should I call you 'First Lady' now?
Her: Haha... You know it gurl!
Me: Huge responsiblity, huh?
Her: That's what they said once he accepted: it's the second most honorable title at the University, good name BUT with an incredibly huge work load, extra long hours, same paycheck, 10 scheduled meetings per week, giving up his research projects... how lucky are we?
Me: I'm pretty sure the other person proposed by the Chair of Directors and the University President is truly happy your guy won.
Her: Lucky bastard. I'll be sure to thank him when, if I ever meet him.
Me: In that case... you're welcome?
Her: ...
Me: ...
Her: I never meant the "bastard" part. I know I love you gurl.
Me: I know gurl.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

So he said (4)...

- Ummmmmmmm...
- I know, you no like-y.
- And you know if it was Pablo Milanes or Mercedes Sosa I'd go.
- Huh?
- You know, Southamerican folk music?
- Are you sure you're bulgarian-american? not full argentinian?
- That's what my mom said.
- Oh honey... she lied.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

So he said... (3)

While driving...

- Wait! I like that song! What's its name?
- Lemme check my phone.
- Shazam?
- Nope... Siri, what's the name of that song?
- ...
- Nothing
- Try again?
- Siri, what's the name of that song?
- ...
- Nothing
- Is something wrong with your iPhone?

- I don't have an iPhone.
- 😮
- 😎

Monday, November 6, 2017

Weird is such a strong word

It's funny how you spent a good amount to time saying "I don't want to"... but then life says "I don't care, I simply won't let you".

It feels funny.
Not angry.
Not sad.
Not unfair.

And pretty weird.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Shout out to my stalkers!!

Apparently I have stalkers... yay?
And I know them, but I don't know when, how or why they stalk me.

Actually, I do know why.
As far as I know, my school friends are the only ones luuuuurking around these pages.
They asked about me not writting much here and well, to be honest I don't have as many funky adventures as I did before, much less the time to write about it.

Still, I love mah gurls!
Miss you when I don't see you as much as I should and love you more than we did when we were 10.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

So he said... (ii)

- How was the Dr.'s appointment
- I need surgery
- Nothing major, in-and-out. Nothing to worry
- I'll be out of the office 4 days. But it's standard...
- No, seriously, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
- About what?
- ¿?
- What?
- They'll cut me open the week AFTER the circus.
- Great!
- It makes me so happy you have your priorities in order.
- I know, right?