Because some of my students are babies as well...
Me: What's your major?
Me: mmm... duuude, that's the name of the building we're in!! I mean... WHICH Engineering, my little puppet?
Him: oohhh... civil!! [insert stupid smirk here]
Me: Why is that funny?
Him: Well, the word Engineering usually makes girls go "Ooohhh".
Me: Funny thing, for me, it scares guys away so... whatever.
Him: Maybe you're looking for the wrong kind of man [insert an even stupid---er smirk here]
Me: Ummm... eww?