Mr. Big (iv)

So... you made the girl cry.

I did.

On purpose, I bet.

What?!

You're mean.

No, I'm not! Besides, it was at the end of the party.

Hahahaha!!! so that makes it better?

No!!!!!! But... it's... less... ummmm... bad?

Oh my God!! are you serious?!?!

Dude, I didn't mean to.

I bet you had it planned all along.

Uhhhhh... sort of?

You bitch!

I bet she's thinking the same thing... 

So, you waited until the last minute to make her miserable... that's classy.

Listen, dinner was boring and I wanted to leave. I HAD to say good-bye and... one thing led to another.

I cannot believe you just said that.

Hey!

So what? you left and she was all alone at the restaurant ready to jump off a cliff?

Nah... she was with all her amazing French, fancy friends who are not assholes... like me.

Regrets?

Nope.

What happened to you!?!? it's like you don't have feelings anymore!! You're mean!!

I don't know. I'm just putting useless junk out of my way, I guess.
MARIA FERNANDA!!!!

I know... I'm sorry?