Thursday, October 31, 2013

Mr. Big (v)

Should I buy candy for any trick-or-treaters tonight?

... if you like those sorts of things.
I can always just turn off all the lights and hide in the kitchen...
That's my boy!!
What if no one comes to my house for candy?
Send them to me, of course!
Oh no, then you'll get fat and blame me for it.
Are you calling me f-----
WHAT? am I calling you WHAT?????
Ummmm....
If anything, I called the opposite of what you're thinking.
Wait!! are you calling me.... ummmmm....
Haha! Need a minute??
ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T HAVE WILL POWER?!?!
That's my girl!
:P
Yes, you are DEFINITELY a woman. Never losing a fight.
I know, right?!?!?!

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