I keep all the clocks and watches around myself, even my wristwatch, 5 minutes ahead.
Of course, that makes me 5 minutes early to all my appointments, It makes me a happy camper.
All happy, all camper-y... except this week:
The lady that cleans my apartment fixed the time on all those watches, they're now ON TIME.
I've been 10 minutes LATE to every single on my appointments this week.
How does that happen? The only reasonable explanation is, there's a time vortex at my door that turns a -5 minute difference equivalent to a +15 minute result.