Me: I'm starting to dislike men... at all levels. Ugh!
Her: I know! what's wrong with them!?!??!?
Me: So, it's not me... I'm not sub-normal, right?
Her: No, we are perfectly normal girls, we are actually BETTER than many others.
Her: We are smart, funny, independent...
Her: We have good taste, pretty... sexy...
Me: Hell yeah!
Her: C'mon, you even have nice boobs!!!
Me: Ah---- wait, what?